Please No Dancing On Tables, Retro Typography
Playful retro typography spells out a polite warning about dancing on tables.
Description
Bold typography carries the whole message here, mixing retro attitude with a playful, tongue-in-cheek tone. The wording is direct and memorable, giving the print its charm without needing any extra imagery or decoration.
A kitchen wall, bar cart nook, or dorm room feels right for this kind of statement piece, especially when you want a casual space to look more personal. Simple framing keeps the focus on the text, whether you choose clean black, wood, or metal.
Hosts, students, and anyone who enjoys witty wall decor will appreciate the humour in it. It also makes an easy housewarming or birthday present for someone who likes entertaining with a bit of personality.
Materials & Sizes
Premium Matte Paper
- Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
- Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
- Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.
Canvas
- Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
- Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
- Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).
Wooden Framed Poster
- Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
- Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
- Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
- Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.
Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.












