Please No Dancing On Tables, Retro 70s Quote Art Print

Please No Dancing On Tables brings a playful retro quote into the spotlight, with a bar-cart spirit and a clear 70s mood. The wording does the work here, keeping the feel cheeky, social, and a little cheeky in the best way.

Kitchens, dining rooms, and home bars suit this style especially well, where the lettering can read easily from across the room. Pair it with simple framing and vintage-inspired decor for a look that feels relaxed and welcoming.

Hosts who love cocktail hours, dorm rooms with personality, and anyone building a retro drink nook will enjoy the humor in it. It also makes a thoughtful housewarming choice for people who like their wall art to come with a wink.

Materials & Sizes

Premium Matte Paper

• Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
• Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
• Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.

Canvas

• Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
• Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
• Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).

Wooden Framed Poster

• Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
• Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
• Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
• Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.

Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.