Office Rules: Dont Be A Dick, Funny Quote
A blunt office slogan spells out one of the rules with sharp humour and no patience for nonsense.
Description
Bold typography carries the message in a straight, rude, funny way, turning a simple office rule into the whole joke. The wording does the work here, so the humor lands fast and plain.
Desks, break rooms, and home offices all suit a print like this, especially in modern spaces that lean into clean lines and dry wit. Frame it simply in black, white, or wood to keep the words front and centre.
Coworkers, managers with a sense of humour, and anyone setting up a home office will appreciate the blunt tone. It also makes an easy present for office parties, work anniversaries, or Secret Santa exchanges where practical jokes are welcome.
Premium Matte Paper
Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:- Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
- Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
- Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
- Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & CA) and cms (rest of the world).
Canvas
Enhanced texture and timeless beauty with our canvas print. The canvas texture enhances the image’s natural look and feel, creating a truly immersive art experience:- Canvas Material: Responsibly sourced FSC-certified wood stretcher bars, cotton-polyester blend (300-350gsm, 350-400 microns).
- Thickness: Slim (2cm) and Thick (4cm) options.
- Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & Canada) and cms (rest of the world).
- Hanging Kit: Included, varies by country.
Wooden Framed Posters
No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand. Our sturdy, durable wooden framed posters come ready to hang. Enjoy silky, high-quality art on lightweight, classic semi-gloss paper.- Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
- Frame Material: Durable pine wood.
- Frame Color: Black, white (smooth finish), natural, and dark brown wood (visible grain).
- Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79″-0.98″) thick, 10-14mm (0.4″-0.6″) wide.
- Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).
- Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.
- Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
- Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.
