No Dancing On Tables Vintage Typography Poster
No Dancing On Tables is a vintage typography poster for a kitchen, bar, or rec room with a cheeky rule.
Description
No Dancing On Tables pairs bold typography with a vintage newspaper feel for a playful, rule-based statement. It brings a bit of humor to a familiar social setting without overexplaining itself.
If your kitchen or bar area needs a conversation starter, place it where guests will notice it near the serving setup or on an open wall. Simple black accents or dark wood furnishings keep the look grounded.
A partner, parent, or friend who likes dance culture or dry humor may enjoy the directness of this piece. It suits someone who likes decor with a little attitude.
Materials & Sizes
Premium Matte Paper
- Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
- Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
- Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.
Canvas
- Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
- Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
- Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).
Wooden Framed Poster
- Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
- Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
- Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
- Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.
Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.
