Let’s Get Hammered – Birthday Card
A cheeky birthday message that turns the party mood into a playful, boozy greeting.
Description
Bold, blunt, and a little mischievous, this birthday card keeps the joke simple with the phrase "Let's Get Hammered." The wording does all the work, making the design feel loud, playful, and built for a celebration with a sense of humour.
On a drinks trolley, party table, or beside a wrapped present, it suits casual birthday decor and a laid-back card display. Keep it with other witty paper goods or frame it in a simple border for a lighthearted wall accent.
Friends, siblings, or coworkers with a taste for sarcastic humour will appreciate the joke, especially for milestone nights and group celebrations. Send it to someone who enjoys a boozy birthday laugh and a message that does not take itself seriously.
Materials & Sizes
Premium Matte Paper
- Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
- Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
- Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.
Canvas
- Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
- Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
- Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).
Wooden Framed Poster
- Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
- Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
- Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
- Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.
Sizes
- Every format comes in 5 sizes: 8×10, 11×14, 16×20, 18×24 and 24×36 in.
- Same size in every format: a 24×36 poster, canvas and wooden framed print all measure 24 × 36 in.
- Standard US frame sizes: unframed posters fit ready-made frames.








