In This House We Fucking Swear, Quirky Poster
Quirky swear-word wall art makes the hallway feel unapologetically personal and sets a blunt tone at the door.
Description
In This House We Fucking Swear is a sarcastic, quirky piece of wall art built around a blunt house-rule message. The wording gives it a direct, humorous edge without any extra fuss.
For a hallway or front entry, pair it with simple decor so the message stays the point. A black, white, natural wood, or dark wood frame can keep the look clean and easy to place.
It makes a funny housewarming gift for a friend who likes dry humor and a no-nonsense home. It also suits someone decorating a shared space with a bit of attitude.
Materials & Sizes
Premium Matte Paper
- Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
- Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
- Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.
Canvas
- Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
- Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
- Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).
Wooden Framed Poster
- Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
- Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
- Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
- Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.
Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.










