I Only Have A Kitchen Because – Humorous Print

I Only Have A Kitchen Because It Came With The House brings dry humour and a self-aware, conversational tone to kitchen wall decor. The words do all the work, making the print feel blunt, lighthearted, and easy to read at a glance.

Kitchen walls, breakfast nooks, and dining corners suit this style well, especially in casual homes with a modern, rustic, or farmhouse lean. Frame it simply in black, white, or natural wood to keep the joke front and centre.

Buyers looking for a funny housewarming present, a cheeky host favour, or a personal kitchen accent tend to gravitate toward this kind of typography print. It also suits anyone who prefers practical spaces with a bit of personality and a sharp sense of humour.

Premium Matte Paper

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
• Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & CA) and cms (rest of the world).

Canvas

Enhanced texture and timeless beauty with our canvas print. The canvas texture enhances the image’s natural look and feel, creating a truly immersive art experience:

• Canvas Material: Responsibly sourced FSC-certified wood stretcher bars, cotton-polyester blend (300-350gsm, 350-400 microns).
• Thickness: Slim (2cm) and Thick (4cm) options.
• Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & Canada) and cms (rest of the world).
• Hanging Kit: Included, varies by country.

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.

Wooden Framed Posters

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand. Our sturdy, durable wooden framed posters come ready to hang. Enjoy silky, high-quality art on lightweight, classic semi-gloss paper.

• Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
• Frame Material: Durable pine wood.
• Frame Color: Black, white (smooth finish), natural, and dark brown wood (visible grain).
• Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79″-0.98″) thick, 10-14mm (0.4″-0.6″) wide.
• Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).
• Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.
• Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.