I Must Be Constipated Quote, Sarcastic Kitchen Decor
Bold sarcastic typography with the line, “I must be constipated the way I don’t give a shit.”
Description
Bold typography carries the blunt joke front and centre, turning one rude line into the whole design. The humour is dry, sarcastic, and very much uncensored, with the text doing all the work and the attitude arriving instantly.
The clean look suits a kitchen wall, a bar cart nook, or a casual dining area where wit matters more than polish. Frame it in black, white, or metal for a simple finish that keeps the quote easy to read.
Buyers with a sharp sense of humour will get the joke right away, and so will friends who enjoy irreverent home decor. It also makes a cheeky housewarming or birthday choice for anyone who prefers blunt banter over polite sayings.
Premium Matte Paper
Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:- Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
- Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
- Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
- Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & CA) and cms (rest of the world).
Canvas
Enhanced texture and timeless beauty with our canvas print. The canvas texture enhances the image’s natural look and feel, creating a truly immersive art experience:- Canvas Material: Responsibly sourced FSC-certified wood stretcher bars, cotton-polyester blend (300-350gsm, 350-400 microns).
- Thickness: Slim (2cm) and Thick (4cm) options.
- Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & Canada) and cms (rest of the world).
- Hanging Kit: Included, varies by country.
Wooden Framed Posters
No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand. Our sturdy, durable wooden framed posters come ready to hang. Enjoy silky, high-quality art on lightweight, classic semi-gloss paper.- Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
- Frame Material: Durable pine wood.
- Frame Color: Black, white (smooth finish), natural, and dark brown wood (visible grain).
- Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79″-0.98″) thick, 10-14mm (0.4″-0.6″) wide.
- Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).
- Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.
- Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
- Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.
