Funny Rookie Dad Definition Dictionary Humor Poster New Father Gift
A tender-funny dictionary definition for the bewildered first-time father learning on the job.
Description
This poster defines 'rookie dad' with jokes about overreacting to tiny sneezes, checking breathing every five minutes, and surviving on bad jokes and optimism. The elegant script headline and dictionary layout keep it sweet enough for the nursery wall. A thoughtful Father's Day or new-dad gift.











