Funny Holiday Calories Christmas Kitchen Decor, Humor
A playful Christmas definition print pokes fun at holiday calories with festive humour for the kitchen.
Description
Holiday calories get a witty definition-style treatment here, turning festive indulgence into a light, self-aware joke. The tone is cheerful and humorous rather than rude, with a clean typographic look that keeps the focus on the words.
The simple format suits a kitchen, dining nook, or coffee station, especially alongside cosy Christmas décor and classic holiday colours. Frame it in black, white, or natural wood for a neat seasonal accent that reads clearly from across the room.
Shoppers who enjoy Christmas humour, food-focused décor, or playful wall art will appreciate the easy laugh it brings. It is also a thoughtful seasonal present for hosts, bakers, and anyone who smiles at the phrase holiday weight gain.
Premium Matte Paper
Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:- Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
- Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
- Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
- Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & CA) and cms (rest of the world).
Canvas
Enhanced texture and timeless beauty with our canvas print. The canvas texture enhances the image’s natural look and feel, creating a truly immersive art experience:- Canvas Material: Responsibly sourced FSC-certified wood stretcher bars, cotton-polyester blend (300-350gsm, 350-400 microns).
- Thickness: Slim (2cm) and Thick (4cm) options.
- Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & Canada) and cms (rest of the world).
- Hanging Kit: Included, varies by country.
Wooden Framed Posters
No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand. Our sturdy, durable wooden framed posters come ready to hang. Enjoy silky, high-quality art on lightweight, classic semi-gloss paper.- Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
- Frame Material: Durable pine wood.
- Frame Color: Black, white (smooth finish), natural, and dark brown wood (visible grain).
- Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79″-0.98″) thick, 10-14mm (0.4″-0.6″) wide.
- Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).
- Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.
- Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
- Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.
