Friggin Needy Snarky Floral Just Because Card
A snarky floral greeting card for saying what needs saying, just because, with blunt charm.
Description
Snarky floral styling gives this greeting card a blunt sense of humour, pairing blooms with an unapologetic just because message. The tone is cheeky, direct, and lightly rude in a way that keeps the floral side playful rather than sweet.
Desk spaces, kitchen shelves, and gallery walls all suit its straightforward look, especially when paired with simple frames and modern decor. The botanical feel softens the attitude, so it can sit comfortably among other nature-inspired prints or stand alone with equal confidence.
Buyers who like sarcastic stationery, bold greetings, and flower motifs with an edge will appreciate it straight away. Use it for a friend who enjoys dry wit, a casual note to a sibling, or a cheeky card for someone who never likes to be ignored.
Premium Matte Paper
Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:- Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
- Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
- Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
- Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & CA) and cms (rest of the world).
Canvas
Enhanced texture and timeless beauty with our canvas print. The canvas texture enhances the image’s natural look and feel, creating a truly immersive art experience:- Canvas Material: Responsibly sourced FSC-certified wood stretcher bars, cotton-polyester blend (300-350gsm, 350-400 microns).
- Thickness: Slim (2cm) and Thick (4cm) options.
- Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & Canada) and cms (rest of the world).
- Hanging Kit: Included, varies by country.
Wooden Framed Posters
No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand. Our sturdy, durable wooden framed posters come ready to hang. Enjoy silky, high-quality art on lightweight, classic semi-gloss paper.- Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
- Frame Material: Durable pine wood.
- Frame Color: Black, white (smooth finish), natural, and dark brown wood (visible grain).
- Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79″-0.98″) thick, 10-14mm (0.4″-0.6″) wide.
- Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).
- Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.
- Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
- Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.
