Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong, Kitchen Artwork

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong brings dark humour to a simple typographic design, putting caffeine first with a sharp, cheeky line. The message is direct and playful, aimed at anyone who treats the morning cup like a survival tool.

Kitchen walls, coffee corners, and home office shelves are natural spots for this print, especially in modern, casual, or monochrome decor. Frame it in black, white, or natural wood for a clean look that keeps the wording front and centre.

Coffee lovers, sarcasm fans, and housewarming shoppers will appreciate the joke, especially when choosing something for a friend who lives on espresso. It also works well as a lighthearted present for coworkers, roommates, or anyone with a strong coffee routine.

Premium Matte Paper

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
• Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & CA) and cms (rest of the world).

Canvas

Enhanced texture and timeless beauty with our canvas print. The canvas texture enhances the image’s natural look and feel, creating a truly immersive art experience:

• Canvas Material: Responsibly sourced FSC-certified wood stretcher bars, cotton-polyester blend (300-350gsm, 350-400 microns).
• Thickness: Slim (2cm) and Thick (4cm) options.
• Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & Canada) and cms (rest of the world).
• Hanging Kit: Included, varies by country.

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.

Wooden Framed Posters

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand. Our sturdy, durable wooden framed posters come ready to hang. Enjoy silky, high-quality art on lightweight, classic semi-gloss paper.

• Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
• Frame Material: Durable pine wood.
• Frame Color: Black, white (smooth finish), natural, and dark brown wood (visible grain).
• Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79″-0.98″) thick, 10-14mm (0.4″-0.6″) wide.
• Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).
• Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.
• Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.