Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong, Vintage Kitchen Art Print

Coffee takes centre stage in this retro typography print, paired with a darkly humorous slogan that keeps the mood playful and slightly wicked. The look leans vintage and conversational, with the words doing all the work and giving the design its cheeky charm.

Kitchen walls, breakfast nooks, or a coffee station suit the graphic style well, especially in spaces that already favour retro accents. Frame it in simple black, white, or warm wood to keep the lettering easy to read and the focus on the punchline.

Coffee drinkers with a sarcastic streak will appreciate the joke, and it makes an easy-going present for housewarmings, birthdays, or office swaps. It is a natural pick for anyone who starts the day with a mug and a grin.

Premium Matte Paper

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
• Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & CA) and cms (rest of the world).

Canvas

Enhanced texture and timeless beauty with our canvas print. The canvas texture enhances the image’s natural look and feel, creating a truly immersive art experience:

• Canvas Material: Responsibly sourced FSC-certified wood stretcher bars, cotton-polyester blend (300-350gsm, 350-400 microns).
• Thickness: Slim (2cm) and Thick (4cm) options.
• Available Sizes: 5 sizes in inches (US & Canada) and cms (rest of the world).
• Hanging Kit: Included, varies by country.

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.

Wooden Framed Posters

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand. Our sturdy, durable wooden framed posters come ready to hang. Enjoy silky, high-quality art on lightweight, classic semi-gloss paper.

• Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
• Frame Material: Durable pine wood.
• Frame Color: Black, white (smooth finish), natural, and dark brown wood (visible grain).
• Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79″-0.98″) thick, 10-14mm (0.4″-0.6″) wide.
• Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).
• Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.
• Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.