Bad Choices Make Good Stories, Retro Typography

Bold retro typography carries the phrase “Bad Choices Make Good Stories” with a playful, witty edge. The words do the work here, giving the print its humour and personality without needing any extra imagery.

A home bar, kitchen, game room, or casual hallway is an easy match for the lively retro feel, especially with simple framing and clean walls. Pair it with mid-century accents, vintage finds, or other quote prints for a relaxed collected look.

Buyers who enjoy sharp one-liners, party decor, or bar wall art will appreciate the straightforward humour. It also makes a lighthearted present for a housewarming, birthday, or anyone who likes their decor with a bit of attitude.

Materials & Sizes

Premium Matte Paper

• Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
• Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
• Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.

Canvas

• Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
• Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
• Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).

Wooden Framed Poster

• Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
• Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
• Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
• Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.

Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.