According To My Records Funny Definition Poster
The According to My Records poster delivers dry workplace humor to a home office or studio.
Description
Built around the familiar workplace phrase, this definition-style print turns everyday administrative jargon into understated comedy. It captures the wry reality of tracking tasks, answering emails, and keeping tabs on daily details.
Prop this artwork on an open shelf above a desk, or choose the canvas option for a clean presentation beside a filing cabinet or studio bookcase.
For people devoted to meticulous project tracking or journaling, this definition offers a lighthearted nod to routine paperwork.
Materials & Sizes
Premium Matte Paper
- Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
- Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
- Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.
Canvas
- Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
- Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
- Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).
Wooden Framed Poster
- Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
- Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
- Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
- Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.
Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.






