Sewing Because Murder Is Wrong, Vintage Poster

Sewing Because Murder Is Wrong brings a dry, vintage sense of humour to the wall, turning a sharp joke into simple décor. The wording does all the work here, with a retro feel that suits anyone who enjoys needlework and a little mischief.

A craft room, sewing corner, or studio wall gives it an easy home, especially alongside framed prints with a nostalgic or handmade look. Keep the styling clean so the quote stays front and centre, whether the frame is plain black, wood, or metal.

Sewists, quilters, and embroidery fans will appreciate the joke, along with anyone who likes witty vintage sayings. It also makes a thoughtful present for a sewing friend, a sewing club swap, or a birthday for someone who always has fabric on hand.

Materials & Sizes

Premium Matte Paper

• Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
• Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
• Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.

Canvas

• Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
• Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
• Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).

Wooden Framed Poster

• Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
• Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
• Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
• Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.

Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.