Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong, Kitchen Artwork

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong brings dark humour to a simple typographic design, putting caffeine first with a sharp, cheeky line. The message is direct and playful, aimed at anyone who treats the morning cup like a survival tool.

Kitchen walls, coffee corners, and home office shelves are natural spots for this print, especially in modern, casual, or monochrome decor. Frame it in black, white, or natural wood for a clean look that keeps the wording front and centre.

Coffee lovers, sarcasm fans, and housewarming shoppers will appreciate the joke, especially when choosing something for a friend who lives on espresso. It also works well as a lighthearted present for coworkers, roommates, or anyone with a strong coffee routine.

Materials & Sizes

Premium Matte Paper

• Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
• Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
• Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.

Canvas

• Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
• Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
• Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).

Wooden Framed Poster

• Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
• Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
• Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
• Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.

Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.