Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong, Vintage Kitchen Art Print

Coffee takes centre stage in this retro typography print, paired with a darkly humorous slogan that keeps the mood playful and slightly wicked. The look leans vintage and conversational, with the words doing all the work and giving the design its cheeky charm.

Kitchen walls, breakfast nooks, or a coffee station suit the graphic style well, especially in spaces that already favour retro accents. Frame it in simple black, white, or warm wood to keep the lettering easy to read and the focus on the punchline.

Coffee drinkers with a sarcastic streak will appreciate the joke, and it makes an easy-going present for housewarmings, birthdays, or office swaps. It is a natural pick for anyone who starts the day with a mug and a grin.

Materials & Sizes

Premium Matte Paper

• Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
• Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
• Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.

Canvas

• Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
• Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
• Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).

Wooden Framed Poster

• Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
• Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
• Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
• Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.

Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.