Baking Because Murder Is Wrong, Retro Kitchen Art Print

"Baking Because Murder Is Wrong" is the whole joke here, delivered with retro humour and a cheeky kitchen attitude. The wording keeps things blunt and funny, giving the print a mischievous personality without needing extra imagery.

Kitchen walls, breakfast nooks, and dining rooms all suit its playful tone, especially in homes that lean into retro decor or witty typography. Pair it with simple framing so the words stay clear and the humour lands quickly at a glance.

Buyers who enjoy baking puns, dark humour, or kitchen signs with attitude will appreciate its straightforward punchline. It also makes an easy housewarming or birthday choice for anyone who likes their wall art to be more sarcastic than sweet.

Materials & Sizes

Premium Matte Paper

• Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
• Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
• Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.

Canvas

• Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
• Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
• Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).

Wooden Framed Poster

• Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
• Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
• Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
• Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.

Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.