Baking Because Murder Is Wrong, Retro Kitchen Print

“Baking Because Murder Is Wrong” delivers dry humour with a retro kitchen feel, turning a playful quote into the whole design. The bold, witty wording gives it a lighthearted edge that suits cooks who like their decor to make people smile.

Kitchen walls, breakfast nooks, and dining rooms all suit this kind of typography print, especially alongside vintage-inspired jars, enamelware, or simple framed art. A clean frame keeps the phrase easy to read and lets the retro mood stand out.

Home bakers, hosts, and fans of sarcastic kitchen humour will appreciate it, and it makes an easy present for housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone who spends time at the oven. It also works well for a shared kitchen that could use a bit of personality.

Materials & Sizes

Premium Matte Paper

• Finish: Matte, smooth, non-reflective.
• Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), 0.26 mm thick.
• Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent.

Canvas

• Material: Cotton-polyester blend (300–350 gsm) on FSC-certified wood stretcher bars.
• Depth: Slim (2 cm) or thick (4 cm).
• Hanging kit: Included (varies by country).

Wooden Framed Poster

• Frame: Pine wood in black, white, natural or dark brown; 20–25 mm deep, 10–14 mm wide.
• Paper: 170 gsm (65 lb) semi-gloss, FSC-certified or equivalent.
• Front: Shatterproof plexiglass.
• Ready to hang: Hanging kit included.

Every format comes in 5 sizes (inches for the US and Canada, centimeters elsewhere),printed on demand with no minimum order.